The Hopeful Cynic

itlooksgoodfromouterspace: strikeraider: deathviashowerskanking: stopandsmellthedata: ensanguined...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:36:31 -0400

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

*voices* BOOBEMON

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:38:05 -0400

My biggest talents:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:37:53 -0400

niall-gallagher:

jazethasaurus:

katie-kapulet:

aotaro:

Accidentally offending people

Accidentally fucking things up

Deliberately offending people

Deliberately fucking things up

Procrastinating

6. sleeping

7. holding my pee until the next commercial

8. eating and crying at the same time

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:26:16 -0400

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ghost-anus: drug-land: cotton candy that gets you high what a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:17:57 -0400

ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:33:14 -0400

iscrewlogic: ensign-chevvy: “You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.” Fucking watch me.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:28:57 -0400

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

flyingmintbunneh: slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:26:12 -0400

flyingmintbunneh:

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

timey-wimey-detector-ding: castielisinmyboot: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:13:16 -0400

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:12:43 -0400

teamfreepizza: psychotic-teens: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:49:50 -0400

teamfreepizza:

psychotic-teens:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

we both need to do TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:49:26 -0400

Yes I obviously need to go on a diet because of my enormous girth

dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:45:54 -0400

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:45:53 -0400

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

champagne-fountain: So I am suspended for 30 days from Facebook...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:43:15 -0400

champagne-fountain:

So I am suspended for 30 days from Facebook because I posted this photo.

This is a picture of me with the wonderful women of the Himba tribe in Namibia, Africa. These women treated me with respect and kindness. They were sitting in town making bracelets and just sort of hanging out with each other and their children. My family and I thought these women were really cool, so we bought some bracelets from them and asked for a picture. They were excited and motioned for me to sit with them.

So I ask you, are people in western culture just SO brainwashed by patriarchy they can’t STAND to see women who live differently? Are we just so fucking offended that we need to deem these women as dirty, sexual, pornographical, vulgar? Are people on facebook just THAT ignorant about the rest of the world, where they feel the need to report something because they don’t understand it? These women are doing nothing wrong. They’re simply just living their every day life, like you or I would. Yet facebook is literally PUNISHING me for posting a photo with them.

It’s incredibly racist. I don’t see photos of fake breasted, spray tanned, scantily clad white women being reported or taken down. I’ve seen countless photos of white girls, even underage white girls, who post photos revealing MUCH more than in this photo, and they don’t get reported or banned.

Why is it that nearly every week, I see some sort of video on facebook of a girl masturbating with a banana or beer bottle, a dog fucking a girl, a woman getting her head cut off, someone stepping on kittens, just all kinds of horrible inappropriate shit, yet those videos and photos hardly EVER get taken down? Why is it I’ve seen actual like pages of rape jokes/memes, and those are funny and acceptable? But a photo of a fucking African woman is wrong? Does facebook also report and ban pages like National Geographic? I’m pretty sure their whole JOB is to inform others about different places and people in the world, which is OBVIOUSLY a crime! How dare we let these women expose their breasts! Don’t they know us Americans find that horrible and disgusting?! They should be ashamed! Conform to our standards of how you should live immediately! You’re doing it all wrong! We obviously know what’s best for you, because we’re white and we’re right.

So thank you facebook, for showing us all the piece of shit you truly are.

Please reblog this so everyone can know and see.