i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
*I believe he was a Jew from Judea, not Palestine. If what I’ve found on the internet is true, Palestine didn’t form until a century after Jesus died. Either way, brilliant fucking post and I applaud you
isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
this fucked fucked me up
I prefer to think that every atom in our body came from an explosion in space whose size we can’t even beginto fathom. A giant burning star had to die so that we could live. As Carl Sagan so eloquently put “we are star stuff”
psst hey you
i think you’re lovely!
apRIL FOOLS AHAHAAHAHA
you’re actually SUPER MEGA lovely
sorry about that
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit