The Hopeful Cynic

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

*voices* BOOBEMON

My biggest talents:

niall-gallagher:

jazethasaurus:

katie-kapulet:

aotaro:

1. Accidentally offending people
2. Accidentally fucking things up
3. Deliberately offending people
4. Deliberately fucking things up 
5. Procrastinating

6. sleeping

7. holding my pee until the next commercial

8. eating and crying at the same time